I Don’t Drink But Today I Am Drunk

I’m not a drinker, but when I am with you,
I’m love drunk, under the influence,
Afraid to drive,
Ordered to blow, I’ll ask,
Can you smell her perfume?
It caused me to fall,
Under her spell,

Most days, I walk down dirty Jakarta streets,
Not much to sight-see,
Except for half-naked, make-up wearing,
Tight fitting, hookers selling cigarettes,

To be honest, I’m not very religious,
But when temptation strikes,
You’ll hear me reciting the Lord’s Prayer,
Our father, thou art in heaven,
Keep these hoes away,

I’m not a drinker, but when I am with you,
I’m love drunk, under the influence,
Afraid to drive,
Ordered to blow, I’ll ask,
Can you smell her perfume?
It caused me to fall,
Under her spell,

Can’t stop imagining,
Your hand in my hand,
Our names carved into every tree,
Spray painted in the sky,
Favorite part of my day,
When I get you dancing,

If another man sets his eyes upon you,
I’ll squeeze your ass,
So every stranger knows your my girl,
If a hoe sets her eyes upon me,
I’ll squeeze your ass,
So every hoe knows I am your man,

I’m not a drinker, but when I am with you,
I’m love drunk, under the influence,
Afraid to drive,
Ordered to blow, I’ll ask,
Can you smell her perfume?
It caused me to fall,
Under her spell,

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