Dear Horror Movies

Whenever my heart endures a nightmare; my mind flirts with fear,
After a couple minutes; my tongue collaborates with my right hand’s middle-finger,

Imagine meeting Freddy, he wears the ugliest Christmas sweaters,
Has the face of an old man’s wrinkly ball-sack,

How about Chucky, motherfucker is a plastic doll,
Perfect size to punt, does anyone need a piñata,

Michael, can we talk about your mommy and daddy issues,
Able to compete with every stripper and escort combined,

Whenever my heart endures a nightmare; my mind flirts with fear,
After a couple minutes; my tongue collaborates with my right hand’s middle-finger,

In all seriousness, the Leprechaun,
Reminds me of the majority of politicians and celebrities,

Real world terror, fuck ISIS,
Victim of two Mormons door knocking,

Honestly, White girls, Jesus, they are the scariest,
Geography is your friend, try attending a Black Lives Matter meeting,
On second thought, don’t do that, we don’t want any more false rape accusations,

Whenever my heart endures a nightmare; my mind flirts with fear,
After a couple minutes; my tongue collaborates with my right hand’s middle-finger,

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