Dear Taliban

It has come to my attention you
Announced a ‘Spring Offensive’ today
Which is why, I am writing ‘Dear Taliban’

I was taught greet Muslims with Assalamualaikum,
For you Dear Taliban, my middle finger,

Felt obligated to inform you,
And your suicide bombers,
Your not scary,

If you thought a man driving a car,
Or a woman running through a crowded market,
Screaming “Allah Akbar” had the same impact,
As it did in 2001,
You are wrong,

Now, whenever someone hears “Allah Akbar”,
Usually it is followed by,
‘Muslims are praying’,
Or ‘God darn it’,

Understandably, you were CIA agents,
Who went rogue,
Received money and guns,
To fight Russians,

Now, you are looked at as,
Stupid teenagers,
Refusing to grow up,

Sure, you speak of killing the infidel,
Mostly because you are scared,
And your balls haven’t dropped,

Afraid Non-Muslims,
Will learn the truth,

Which is, God spoke of,
Muslims, Jews, and Christians,
All doing good deeds,
Earning rewards,

“Surely, the Believers, and the Jews, and the Christians and the Sabians – whichever party from among these truly believes in Allah and the Last Day and does good deeds – shall have their reward with their Lord, and no fear shall come upon them, nor shall they grieve.” (Ch.2 v.63)

This verse,
Probably makes you quiver,
But also makes you angry,

Sense, it contradicts your creed,
You need time to think,

While you blow up buses,
Shoot civilians,
Try to start wars,

Muslims are helping the elderly,
Cross the street,
Carry groceries,
Bettering their communities,

Living side by side with non-Muslims,
Educating the ignorant,
Teaching others about Islam,

All you are doing is,
Digging your own grave,

When you die,
You don’t get 72 virgins,
Mostly likely,

You will wait in line,
About to burn,
Or be tortured,

While the rest of us understand,
Islam is not mandatory,
People have a choice,
Either accept or reject,

“There should be no compulsion in religion …” (Ch.2 v.257)
“Admonish, therefore, for thou art but an admonisher; Thou hast no authority to compel them.” (Ch.88 v.22-23)

But you guys have a problem,
Forcing others to cover,
Or recite Qur’an,

If they get something wrong,
Off with their heads,
Reminds me of Alice In Wonderland,
Off with their heads!

God forbid us from fighting,
Told us to respect others,

For those who are at peace,
Eat alongside of us,
Are compassionate,
We are obligated,

Make sure they have food,
If our neighbor is hungry,
We aren’t Muslim,

“Allah forbids you not, respecting those who have not fought against you on account of your religion; and who have not driven you out of your homes, that you be kind to them and deal equitably with them; surely, Allah loves those who are equitable” (Ch.60 v.9)

You are not men,
Majority of you are ill-informed,

Believe every Jew,
Or every Christian,
Is out to get you,

Which is silly,
Because several Jewish sects,
Stand alongside Palestinians,
As allies,

Even the Pope has spoken of Islam,
As a Religion of Peace,

“Verily, Allah enjoins justice, and the doing of good to others; and giving like kindred; and forbids indecency, and manifest evil, and wrongful transgression. He admonished you that you may take heed.” (Ch.16 v.91)

So, I leave you with this,
You are not scary,
Nor does the world envy you,

Rather, you are that kid in class,
That everyone feels sorry for,
Because you suffer from a Behavioral Disorder,


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